News
April 1, 2026
DISCLAIMER: This article is part of The Leader’s satire issue, The Follower, which released on April 1, 2026. Elmhurst University’s board of trustees, in a snap decision […]
April 1, 2026
DISCLAIMER: This article is part of The Leader’s satire issue, The Follower, which released on April 1, 2026. In alignment with a new directive set out by […]
April 1, 2026
DISCLAIMER: This article is part of The Leader’s satire issue, The Follower, which released on April 1, 2026. The Elmhurst University cafeteria has received a Michelin star […]
April 1, 2026
DISCLAIMER: This article is part of The Leader’s satire issue, The Follower, which released on April 1, 2026. An investigation by The Leader found extensive evidence that […]
March 31, 2026
DISCLAIMER: This article is part of The Leader’s satire issue, The Follower, which released on April 1, 2026. President Troy VanAken had his Elmhurst University parking pass […]
March 17, 2026
While many Iranians were just starting their day, Israel and the U.S. launched an unprecedented attack against targets across the country around 9:45-10 a.m. on Saturday, […]
March 17, 2026
Tucked into the side of Elmhurst University’s cafeteria, junior Colin Rogers sits cutting his chicken and chow mein with a metal knife, bracing a flimsy paper […]
March 17, 2026
Tisha Rajendra, Ph.D., questioned the sincerity of Christian ethics under the second presidency of Donald Trump throughout her iteration of the Genevieve Staudt Intercultural Lecture, “Immigration: […]
March 17, 2026
To explore the universe’s most extreme environments — where black holes swallow light, neutron stars bend spacetime, and stellar explosions tear matter apart — physicists track […]
March 17, 2026
Elmhurst University announced the hiring of its new chaplain, the Rev. Amanda Gott, in an email on Friday, March 6. She will begin work this summer […]
March 3, 2026
Liam Stanton officially kicked off his campaign for mayor of Chicago at the Irish American Heritage Center on Feb. 22, presenting himself as a family-focused, relatable […]
March 3, 2026
Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, who had been serving as the second supreme leader of Iran since 1989, was assassinated at the age of 86 on Feb. 28 […]







