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Keeping up with the Kousins: Kardashian kids take over TikTok

Following in the social media footsteps of their mothers, North West and Penelope Disick are all the rage on TikTok this past week after Disick’s secret account, now named @pandkourt, was discovered by users. 

The two cousins document their uber exciting lives of being eight and nine years old through short snippets of their day showing them making their hot chocolate, outfits of the day, skincare routine, or showcasing their Christmas decor. 

Kim Kardashian and her daughter post videos of them together singing along to different songs, doing different TikTok trends, or on their golf carts where they announce where they’re going for the day.

While it seems mundane, the comments are what’s keeping @pandkourt and @kimandnorth so entertaining.

A slew of viral comments have made the account what it is with users talking to the two daughters saying, “ok North have you ever heard of this game called Zelle it’s super fun and easy to learn” alluding to West taking her mom’s phone and sending money to fans. 

Commenters are also asking West if she saw “an awkward hunched over tall white man at thanksgiving this year,” referencing the latest romance between comedian Pete Davidson and Kardashian. 

Taylor Swift may not be good at telling jokes, but she gets the last laugh 

20-year-old Taylor Swift was not good at telling jokes but a decade later, Jake Gyllenhaal may have to enter the witness protection program with Swift’s release of the 10-minute version of her song, “All Too Well.”

The highly anticipated release throws some serious shade at Gyllenhaal, calling him out for missing her 21st birthday party, as well as telling Swift they may have worked out if they were closer in age. 

As a result, listeners swarmed Gyllenhaal’s direct messages and comments attacking him, saying he’s the worst for what he did to a young Swift a decade ago. While he has not put out a statement, sources close to him have come out saying “he doesn’t read gossip or pay any attention to that… He’s living his life and focused on himself. He’s ignoring all of the noise.”

Now, why is he lying like that? If I were in Gyllenhaal I would 100 percent be planning the most devious publicity stunt to get people to forget that I’m a vile 40-year-old currently dating a 25-year-old because, as Swift said in the song, “I get older, but your lovers stay my age.” That’s a tough one to bounce back from.