Pick me, choose me, love me: Pisces season

As the month of love closes and the month of luck opens, one cannot help but think of the glorious season bestowed upon us: Pisces season. 

As the in-house Pisces on The Leader editorial board, this is my moment to shine and be the most obnoxious person on the planet as I remind everyone my birthday is on March 13.

One thing I can do is debunk popular Pisces myths and save our name from being further tainted on social media. 

As the last water sign of the zodiac, Pisces has a reputation for being crybabies who manipulate people through victimization and tears. While some of this is true — Pisces are typically sensitive — our tears are not in vain.

The victimization is unfortunately true. 

Pisces never tend to see themselves as the problem because they feel they are constantly being wronged by others. Those born under this sign are loving, empathic, and intuitive. We know when something is off, but we wait it out for the drama. 

It is easy to see why people perceive the sign as manipulators. Pisces are charming, and with our big doe eyes, we can make anybody trust us with their life’s secrets. 

However, that comes at a disadvantage, because if a Pisces is hurt, they know no bounds and will spill your secrets to anybody as revenge for hurting them. 

But, not everything is evil about Pisces. Pisces are known for having hearts — bigger than their brains. Often in a trance and frequently called delusional, Pisces like to imagine what their life would be like if their new crush took them on a beach picnic in the south of France while physically sitting in class. 

While often dazed in a world of our own, the myth that Pisces are dumb is incorrect. As the last sign of the zodiac, Pisces represents wisdom because of their “age” in the stars being a culmination of the 11 signs that came before them. 

Pisces, no matter five or 85, will be the strongest shoulder you’ll ever cry on, give you profound advice, and educate you on their latest fixation on Kantian ethics or the linguistics of modern Romanian. 

As the Pisces season rounds out, don’t be so quick to judge the Pisceans in your life — they’re more than crybabies — they’re your personal therapist who might spill your secrets if you treat them poorly. 

Some famous Pisces who fall under the dreamy star sign are Jack Harlow, Rhianna, Albert Einstein, Olivia Rodrigo, and The Leader’s Editor-in-Cheif.